All 17 game Reviews


Canabalt Canabalt

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Spectacular game. I love the concept.

My only real complaint is that the jumps you need to make through windows are far too difficult. It became the only thing that killed me after a while. (That and my space bar deciding every now and then that I didn't actually hit it...but that isn't the game's fault and we all know it.) Keep up the good work.


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Polimon Polimon

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but not without flaw.

It's wonderful in theory, the humor and satire are both good, and you're right...you do poke fun at everyone. So there's no real bias present anywhere. It looks good for what it is and everything is animated decently.

But like I said, it isn't without flaw.

-First of all, from what I saw, fundraisers are far too scarce. This sort of thing is important in this type of game. Especially considering in the actual Pokemon games, you can at least save whenever you want.
-Next, the music in battle doesn't loop. It plays once then stops and begins clicking. I don't know if this was the same on the walking map because of another flaw.
-Battles are far too frequent. It felt like I couldn't walk more than 3 steps without being thrown into another fight. In actual RPGs, this isn't as frequent. The constant battles drain you rather fast and make the game rather difficult. Though you could excuse this by saying political races like this are just as ruthless.
-The most glaring issue I had was one fight in particular. I came across a Conservative Blowhard, and he would not die. He had a move that could heal him entirely, and none of my attacks did any substantial amount of damage. By the time I was lowering his health to the red zone the fourth time, I had no PPs left to attack him with, and I lost. It was long and irritating and I more or less couldn't win.

Overall, it's a great game in theory, but from what I saw, it could use some fine-tuning.



NSG009:Miq's game (proto) NSG009:Miq's game (proto)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

this was really wild

i look forward to what comes after the prototype. a suggestion tho, keep it this simple..it makes it really great like this. the simplisity and artistic styling of this game make it as cool as it is. dont ruin it with over the top pwer ups or different music or anything like that. just keep it simple and im sure ittl do fine. maybe even front page :)

-Rik-


LuckyLollipopLad responds:

Cheers, man!

Don't worry. I'm not in favour of adding on new toys before I've played about with the rules governing the existing pieces.

I'm tempted to make this a level-based thing, kinda like Skears. But I'd like to experiment with the endless-type angle first.

We'll see what happens...

Thanks for the encouragement.


The Pickup Game The Pickup Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

that was good but

cmon man...it took me a bit to figure out the symbols, and when i do...wow...a kiss...u REALLY need to b 18 for that...i was expectin more, especially with the good art u kept us up with...the face on the target was awsome! i cant wait to get flash 8 workin on mine..it makes 7 look...evil!



KoolMoves Tutorial (1of3) KoolMoves Tutorial (1of3)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very nice tute. dude!

and the game section at the end may have just saved my ass! YAY YOU! thanx for the help man...oh and just so u know...it looks amazing but the script should b copy/pastable.....people always prefer using that...but u still get solid 10s and a 5 for rating! keep up the good work (im off to ur other submission now...i saw the word hentai.....)


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tTLight-SephirothTt responds:

lol thank you but that submition was flagged because a jerk didnt like the hentai evry1 else saw to it ok though


hagyGame V3.0 hagyGame V3.0

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

dude this game is the shit!!! it rulz!

seriously...i love originality like this...its the mark of a great author....i personally think this is better then the mario game (though i will say both are very dificult)

i think that Mind Control Hagy was the easyest boss...next was computer hagy (though i found the pattern to make it so that you can only hit him like...1 time in a rotation) then i beat musle hagy and after that i couldnt beat the others (though chemist hagy was closest to being beaten..hes also actually kinda creepy)

all in all a fantastic hame with amazing originality! difficult as it may be, the lack of SFX can easily be fixed too. this was good enough in my book that i suggested it for action games (i would have said adventure but there was no storyline so it didnt really fit adventure)

i hope to see more of this series (and to kno what the inside joke of hagy is!) great job!



Snowman Dressup Snowman Dressup

Rated 3 / 5 stars

good for a 1st try!

Dress Ups are always an exelent start for submitions. and the song was a plus too! can i get it e-mailed to me? thanx and nice job



MMPolarity Reconstruction MMPolarity Reconstruction

Rated 5 / 5 stars

its 10s all around man! you did great!

and to the last guy...look, you may have a game similar to this, but have you even been to newgrounds before!!!??? All this place is is copyright infringments! Look, i dont think you copyrighted MegaMan anyway, so im pretty sure you cant do anything about this, even if you wanted. Because basacally...anyway, you performed copyright infringment as well. You uset the polarity deal thing too (as you even said...). You are basacally being a hipocrit (and no, i can;t spell, i dont care!) So dont even bother making the arguement, because you dont have a chance...


Frankenroc responds:

Well said, thanks.


Kitten Cannon! Kitten Cannon!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

9 cause i like kitties!!! lol

and to the last guy...MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! i DID beat that...242 FT!!! lol ok im still playin so bie 4 now. awsome game...poor kitties...T-T



Assassin: Eminem Assassin: Eminem

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game is so awsome!

i dont care how poor the quality is, any chance you get to kill that fucking retart is good. and to the last guy, why do u stant up for such a dumb ass. hes so gay, he dosnt even know his skin color...OH LOOK, I CAN PUT TOGETHER WORDS AND SAY I WAS BORN ON THE STREETS AND THAT IM BLACK! OH BOY, THATS GOOD QUALITY SHIT THEN AINT IT!? heres some advide Dugi...LISTEN TO SOME REAL MUSIC, NOT SHIT...ass